I’m sorry, what? This is absurd. So absurd, in fact, that I’m going to go ahead and copy and paste chunks of the article for you all to read right here. Because it’s that funny. My personal notes will be in parentheses.
So this guy goes to Vegas and hires a sex worker to come to his hotel. Then:
“According to Blackman, the woman then danced for him for $155 and performed a sex act for another $120. He claimed the dancer solicited the sex act. The next morning, Blackman called Las Vegas Exclusive Personals to demand his money back, according to the report, saying he was unhappy because the dancer had promised to stay for one hour and left after a half hour. Blackman added that, because he was drunk at the time, he was incapable of making an informed agreement.”
(No, really, you were drunk when you paid $275 for a dance and an “illegal sex act”?)
“Blackman said he now needs medical treatment for a mental condition related to the incident. ‘I would like the court to close the business,’ Blackman said in the suit. ‘I also would like to get my $275 payment back and a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened.’”
(What? $1.8 million dollars? Yes, clearly your awful illegal sex act was so “tragic” that you’ll need what, $1.8 million dollars worth of therapy?)
So, there it is. Can’t wait to see the outcome of this hearing.
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