Freud said that all girls have penis envy, and while I have only been sad at my lack of a penis on a few occasions in my life, I still had to giggle at an article I found on Cracked recently. The article, “5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things With Their Penises”, did give me a bit of penis envy! This includes the argonaut’s detachable penis (and if you’re like me, you started humming or singing King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” – which is not safe for work!). Also, barnacles happen to be size kings – their penis is 8 times the size of their body! Can you even imagine if a human had a penis that was 8 times their size? I’m only 5’4″ (on a good day) so this is actually terrifying.
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