(Animal) Penis Envy

Freud said that all girls have penis envy, and while I have only been sad at my lack of a penis on a few occasions in my life, I still had to giggle at an article I found on Cracked recently. The article, “5 Animals That Can Do Amazing Things With Their Penises”, did give me a bit of penis envy! This includes the argonaut’s detachable penis (and if you’re like me, you started humming or singing King Missile’s “Detachable Penis” – which is not safe for work!). Also, barnacles happen to be size kings – their penis is 8 times the size of their body! Can you even imagine if a human had a penis that was 8 times their size? I’m only 5’4″ (on a good day) so this is actually terrifying.

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About Holly Moyseenko

Holly Moyseenko is a sex educator living in Ohio. She is an advocate of positive and healthy sexuality. Holly currently works for a non-profit health organization as a health educator, and also teaches workshops that focus on many topics within the realm of healthy sexuality. In her spare time, she also is an advocate for survivors of sexual assault, gardens, reads anything within reach, drinks copious amounts of tea, and naps with her two dogs.