There’s nothing quite like a good connection to your favorite sex toy. Whether it’s a vibrator, a dildo, a plug, a ring, or a harness it’s always there for you in the good times and the bad. Even if your beloved toy is like a friend to you, sometimes you have to acknowledge that they’ve given you all the can and it’s time for them to move along to greener pastures. It might be time to say goodbye if: Continue Reading →
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This week’s Time Out Chicago
In my weekly In&Out column in Time Out Chicago, this week I answer questions from readers that area about:
- a straight woman who keeps trying to have sex with her gay friend
- herpes/cold sores
- sex toys that keep breaking (sad! send them to the sex toy cemetery, please)
Read the full column here. Continue Reading →
The Sex Toy Cemetery Welcomes the Pink Silver Bullet
This pink "silver" bullet has found its home in the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC), where sex toys go to die. Where have your cherished toys passed on to? Send us photos of your toy burials to drdebby@mysexprofessor.com
See the photo of the "burial" after the jump. Continue Reading →
The Sex Toy Cemetery Welcomes “The Hummingbird”
Ah, the Hummingbird with its multi-speed vibration dial. R.I.P. Here is its stone in the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC):
Have you lost a much-enjoyed toy? Send photos of its "burial" to drdebby@mysexprofessor.com - it’s good for the healing process. See the toy in its final resting place after the jump. Continue Reading →
More from the MSP Sex Toy Cemetery
Here is the grave stone for the clitoral pump (above). The actual burial photo can be found after the jump. Continue Reading →
More from the STC
Here is a silver bullet’s burial place in the Sex Toy Cemetery.
For previous STC posts, click here. DISCLAIMER:
The Sex Toy Cemetery is for fun only. Do NOT try this at home. Do NOT bury sex toys in the ground as it is not good for the environment to do so. If you have questions about how to properly dispose of your particular sex toy, ask the customer service rep at your favorite adult bookstore or a consultant from an in-home romance party. Continue Reading →
STC: The Purple Tickler
Here is the Purple Tickler’s "stone":
After the jump, you will find a photo of the "buried" purple tickler. So sad. Continue Reading →
Introducing the “Sex Toy Cemetery”
This is the Sex Toy Cemetery (STC): where sex toys go when they die. Sex toys, like the people who enjoy them, do not last forever. Depending on their quality, the frequency with which you use them, how you clean them, how you store them and the luck of the draw, they may last an hour, weeks, months or for years on end. The STC photo project is meant to pay homage to the toys that have served us well. Next time one of your sex toys breaks – whether it’s a vibrator, dildo, masturbation sleeve, beads, butt plug or such – take a picture and send it in before you dispose of or recycle your toy. Continue Reading →