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Want to see a colorful menstrual cup or knitted vulva in between all your mason jar crafts/dream bathroom designs on your Pinterest homepage? Then come check out the new MySexProfessor pin board. Now you can share the best “Genitals in the Wild” or a recent sex book review with those who follow your pins (or just ‘like’ our pins if you’d rather keep the penis fence to yourself). Hope to see you over there! Continue Reading →

Zombie Dildos and Vampire Vulvae

Fleshlight, one of the more well-known makers of male masturbation sleeves, has developed a line of fantasy-themed sex toys. Whether you’re into zombies (see image below), Frankenstein monsters, or vampires, Fleshlight’s ‘Freaks’ line has something for you. Each fantasy theme has a coordinating dildo and vulva-styled masturbation sleeve. Some of the highlights include bat wing-shaped labia for the vampire-themed sleeve, bright blue Avatar-esque alien genitals, and baseball-like stitching for the Frankenstein edition. Being the Trekkie that I am, I was particularly amused by the ‘Cyborg’ duo, as it reminded me of the scene in Star Trek: First Contact where the Borg Queen tries to seduce fellow-artificial-life-form Data. Continue Reading →

16 Signs Of A Sex Geek

“Sex geek” or “sex nerd” is an identification used by many people in the sex-positive community to describe their unusual, academic, and/or voracious interest in sexual knowledge. This interest extends well beyond that which would simply improve one’s own sex life. While clearly this kind of scholarship would likely lead to better sex for the individual, sex geeks like to learn about sex for the sake of learning about sex. Sex educator Reid Mihalko has one particularly holistic definition on his website, complete with equally nerdy three-way Venn diagram. Like people who are really into math, sports, movies, or French literature, sex geeks are just wired a little differently. Continue Reading →

Hands-Free Lube Dispenser

No longer just the accessories of nicer public restrooms, hands-free soap dispensers seem to be everywhere nowadays and there are an increasing number of for-the-home models being marketed. It occurred to me one day that if these devices could dispense soap, lotion, and hand sanitizer as the manufacturers advertise, they could also dispense lube! Lube bottles are all-too-often poorly designed for their intended use. I remember a globetrotter friend of mine complaining about how her lube-of-choice leaked so terribly every time she travelled, she had to buy a separate bottle to refill. Lube bottles are often tricky to open too, especially if one’s hands are already lube-y. Continue Reading →

Sex In A Box

Have you ever played Twister? You know – the game that has (typically) a vinyl sheet with different colored round dots of four different colors on it, a spinner with the four colors as well as where to put a hand or a foot, and then someone is calling out “Left hand blue!” or “Right hand goes on red!” Then all of the players are scrambling, trying to figure out where there is a colored dot free that they can twist their body into a pose that will allow them to stay standing. Think about the first time you played the game. Continue Reading →

Are Cell Phones More Important Than Sex?

Data from a non-scientific survey released on August 3 says that 33% of Americans would give up sex before they would give up their cell phone. My question is, are we giving up sex just on one day or sex in general (the survey is asking about giving up your phone for a week or sex for a week)? Also, is just intercourse or sexing of any sort (the survey didn’t say)? But back to the actual survey. As one might expect, the respondents with smart phones were more attached to their phones than those of us with boring phones (I’m in that category with an “unsmart” phone, I guess), and iPhone owners are most attached of all. Continue Reading →

USA Today And Their “Handy” Graphics

You’ve heard of the old adage “sex sells” – right? Well maybe that’s what USA Today thought when they ran this “handy” snapshot graphic in their publication. I came across the image yesterday when a friend sent me a link to an article stating, “this seems like your type of humor” (ha – they were correct). Although I find this highly amusing, I just can’t fathom why USA Today would run a graphic that has such underlying phallic imagery to it. Who knows, maybe no one on staff noticed… Continue Reading →

Mattress Built For Lovers

Who knew that ordinary old mattresses just weren’t good enough any more, especially if you wanted to snuggle up with a special (or not so special) someone? Personally, I thought I had it good with a memory foam mattress topper and a queen size bed. However, thanks to my friend Callie and Dornob, I was able to have my eyes opened. I was blind,  but now I see… that there is a better mattress solution out there. Continue Reading →

Breast Milk Ice Cream?

Thanks to a comment from John on one of my recent posts on Erotic Lactation, I came across this BBC article on a brand new product hitting restaurants in London: breast milk ice cream. According to the article, all the ice cream comes from one donor, London mother Victoria Hiley, who gets 15 pounds ($24.30 in US dollars) for every 10 ounces of milk donated. The ice cream shop is advertising it as organic, free-range, and “totally natural”. What’s your take? Continue Reading →