Tatum Bell’s Naked Butt

Tatum Bell

In case you missed it, Tatum Bell ripped his pants big time during the Detroits/Chicago game this afternoon. The camera men kept zooming in for relative close-ups as his jock-strapped and dimpled butt earned instant fame, and his staying in the game meant that each additional tackle made the rip a little bigger. Amazing how we’re fascinating by people’s private parts suddenly made public.

Picture to follow of his ripped pants when available - until now, here’s a standard photo from detroitlions.com.

In a moment of life that was oddly predicting Tatum Bell’s future, before all of this happened, I had sat down in a sports bar booth to eat some lunch and watch the game. As I sat down, the adjustable strap on my sundress rubbed against the booth and broke. Which meant I had to keep re-adjusting my dress so as not to constantly expose my bra. Later on, our waiter said that the other servers were wondering who had our table, as apparently some of my former students work at the brewpub and were interested to see me there. Either that or they were wondering why I didn’t do a better job of keeping my dress up. But as Tatum knows, the show (and lunch) must go on.

About Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick is a sex researcher at Indiana University, sexual health educator at The Kinsey Institute, columnist, and author of five books about sex and love. Learn more about her work at www.sexualhealth.indiana.edu.