Sex Toys As Weapons

There have been a lot of great posts lately about sex toys, so when I read this article about a woman who assaulted a police officer with a sex toy, I laughed loud enough that I woke one of my dogs. The woman in question had a police officer show up at her house, as he was investigating a restaurant bill she had skipped out on. She pulled a 6 inch “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” on the police officer (truth is stranger than Springer). Luckily, he was able to knock it out of her hands. The comments are funnier than the original article, so if you want to hear some good puns, check those out. Maybe she took “make love, not war” to heart?

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About Holly Moyseenko

Holly Moyseenko is a sex educator living in Ohio. She is an advocate of positive and healthy sexuality. Holly currently works for a non-profit health organization as a health educator, and also teaches workshops that focus on many topics within the realm of healthy sexuality. In her spare time, she also is an advocate for survivors of sexual assault, gardens, reads anything within reach, drinks copious amounts of tea, and naps with her two dogs.

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    That’s worse than someone grabbing a wooden spoon from the kitchen when they think they hear someone in the garden at 2 in the morning. lol
    And yes, I have. :)

  • http://bloketoys.co.uk Mens Sex Toys

    That’s worse than someone grabbing a wooden spoon from the kitchen when they think they hear someone in the garden at 2 in the morning. lol
    And yes, I have. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1173150957 Holly Moyseenko Kossover

    I go for something with a bit more heft than a spoon… but that’s mostly b/c my spoons are getting a bit worn down (I keep resting them on hot pots/pans, whoops).

  • http://twitter.com/Astroglide_Aust Astroglide

    I bet the Police Officer laughs about this for decades