New Ways to Kinect

As a follow-up to the wonderful article on Vagina Hero, I wanted to share this:

Penny Arcade, one of the gamer communities’ flagship webcomics, is at times both hilarious and offensive.  Is also occasionally impenetrable as well, especially if you aren’t versed in gamer speak.  Fortunately, I am more l33t than n00b, so I am able to keep up with at least half of what they say.

This comic intrigued me.  I was really hoping this was an actual game, but sadly my Google search resulted in a fair amount of video-game porn(NSFW obvs) but not too much else of use.  Then I found this article from Geekosystem, which explains why Microsoft wouldn’t even consider something like this.

Would you buy and use this game?  How do you think you would do?  Would it make you want to have more sex or less?  I think it would be like Rock Band or Dance Dance Revolution for me and my friends – we’d play until we unlocked everything and got the high score, and then go try something else.  Usually sex. Or a board game.


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Comic thanks to Penny Arcade.  Thanks to MVK for the gamerspeak.

About Craig VanKempen

Craig VanKempen

Craig VanKempen, LLMSW/MPH, is a sex educator and therapist practicing in the Detroit/Ann Arbor area. His professional interests include HIV, polyamory, compulsive sexual behavior, religion and sexuality, and GLBT issues.

  • TheSpecialLadyFriend

    You, sir, YOU with your double entendre and your puns… You make me giggle.

  • Erader

    Looks like fun to me