7:00 AM: The sounds of the unwelcome alarm. Hit snooze.
7:15 AM: The sounds of the unwelcome alarm. Hit snooze.
7:30 AM: Head to the shower. Shave pubic hair trying to avoid any razor burn.
7:46 AM: Explain out loud to your cats that you have awful razor burn today and that you aren’t in a good mood. Ask them nicely not to vomit on the floor in the middle of a private show like they did yesterday.
8:00 AM: Begin applying a large amount of makeup to account for the low resolution of the cam.
8:30 AM: Try to remember which costume your regulars votes to see you in today. Was it the sexy firefighter costume or the school girl costume?
8:35 AM: Go with the school girl costume. Everyone loves it.
8:45 AM: Wash all of your toys for the day, restock your baby wipes, double check that everything is charged or has fresh batteries.
9:00AM: With a fresh cup of coffee in hand, begin your webcam show.
9:03 AM: Ignore 50 requests to see your pussy on the public free setting of your show.
9:05 AM: Remind GUEST38590 (free account user) that you do not perform sex acts on the public free setting of your show.
9:06 AM: Due to GUEST38590s very rude comments, ban him for the maximum length of time possible.
9:07 AM: Remind GUEST38591 that you do not perform sex acts on the public free setting of your show.
9:08 AM: Ban all visitors using a “GUEST” profile from even entering your show.
9:15 AM: Update your sexy on-cam playlist.
9:20 AM: Inform 6 users simultaneously that although everything that they are suggesting in the free messaging system is very sexy, it would be a better fit for a [paid] private show but it’s all very exciting to hear.
9:30 AM: While still managing to look perky and sexy on cam, update some of the graphics on your profile page with your new photos.
10:00 AM: Finally, a private show request!
10:03 AM: User enjoys your show so much, it finishes up very quickly.
10:15AM: Update your rules for private shows adding a minimum time of engagement.
10:30AM: Check your “token” stats page. Each token pays you roughly $0.05. You have earned 2,000 tokens so far this week. This amounts to $100.
11:00 AM: Announce a very special raffle for your guests! One raffle ticket costs 25 tokens and everyone can enter as many times as they like. The prize will be a free 30 minute cam session on Skype. Hope this encourages your token numbers to go up.
11:30 AM: Design a new graphic for your profile page advertising your raffle.
11:45 AM: Another private show request!
11:46 AM: User requests that you defecate in a box. Inform him that you do not do this.
11:50 AM: Update your terms and rules to specifically state that you do not provide scat shows.
12:00 PM: Lunch break!
1:00 PM: Freshen your lipstick and get back into performance mode.
1:07 PM: Receive a very nice tip for flashing your breasts. It amounts to roughly $0.10 for you, but it’s a good start.
1:15 PM: Raffle tickets are beginning to sell.
1:45 PM: Begin posting your pre-written thank you message on the profiles of users who have rated your profile well. Include a nice graphic.
2:00 PM: A real private show! User is very excited to see you masturbate and wants to know all about your favorites. Give him a great show and tell about the features of all of your toys before finally selecting a dildo and your Hitachi Magic Wand.
2:20 PM: Both you and the user are feeling very good at the end of your private chat. Private chat is 60 tokens a minute ($3).
2:23 PM: Post your extra-special graphic on his profile so that he’ll remember you and come back for another session.
2:30 PM: Cat vomits on the floor in view of your webcam. Decide to take a break.
3:00 PM: Raffle tickets have been selling pretty well. You have 15 entries so far and you’ll continue collecting them until the end of the week.
3:15 PM: Research the profiles of the top selling cam girls on your site. Notice that they all sell passwords to their “private” photo collections to users for 100 tokens a pop. Make a note to do a sexy photo shoot later on the week.
3:30 PM: Do some basic bondage in your free public chat. A lot of people are beginning to get to know you for your fancy tricks. Receive several tips for your efforts.
4:00 PM: User requests a private show featuring some anal play. Explain that for the base rate you are willing to use your finger, but anything larger will cost more in tips.
4:10 PM: Polite negotiation and teasing works out for you. The user did tip well to see your favorite buttplug in action.
5:00 PM: Another user requests a private show. He is a foot fetishist and asks to see you massage your feet with oil.
5:12 PM: User leaves his show and rates you very well. Foot fetish shows are rapidly becoming your favorites. Make a note to take lots of pictures of your feet after a nice pedicure to hopefully attract more foot fetish customers.
5:30 PM: Check your token statistics once again. With all of the tips, raffle tickets, and private shows today you’ve doubled your number of tokens. Realize that camming takes a lot more time and effort than you once thought but think to yourself that you may finally be getting the hang of it. Log off for the day.
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