Thinking With Your Dick #4

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Debby: Check out this article about a guy who was caught having vaccuum cleaner sex.

Dick: i dont really get it. was the vacuum on? if so, i guess i can understand why this would seem like a decent idea. it would suck the hell out of you, but it doesnt really sound like the case from this description. it sounded more like he was humping the side of it or something.  and the link to the stories about guys having sex with bikes and pavement made even less sense. can you fill in the blanks?
 
Debby:  Some guys have sex with vacuum cleaners that are in the on position (perhaps in the off position too, though i haven’t heard of it). It’s not a safe decision as it can cause damage to the penis. I have no idea where they were going with the bike story. All I could think of was maybe in those spaces where the bars are a little close? Unless it was a motorcycle "bike" and then maybe in a pipe?
 
Dick: i think every guy considered the vacuum move before he’d ever had the real thing, but i don’t know anyone who actually tried it. its even more absurd than the pie-humping in american pie. the best part about a BJ is the warmth and the up and down stuff. dry, cold sucking on my guy sounds like torture
 
Debby: You don’t know anyone who ever tried it… do you think guys would tell each other if they actually had tried it? When I say "tell each other" I mean voluntarily, not "dude, can you give me a ride to the ER because my penis got stuck in the vacuum"
 
Dick: i never tried it, and nobody has ever told me they did, but i’m not sure too many people would share that if they had. i can remember considering it when i was about 14 and looking for anything new to yank it with, but it had way too many drawbacks. even as a horny teenager that seemed like a bad idea
 
Debby: One guy told me that he used to masturbate with a banana peel.
 
Dick: that makes a lot more sense. seems like it would get dry and messy, but it least it’s not dangerous (assuming potassium isn’t bad for your wang)

About Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick is a sex researcher at Indiana University, sexual health educator at The Kinsey Institute, columnist, and author of five books about sex and love. Learn more about her work at www.sexualhealth.indiana.edu.

  • Chris

    I love these convos!!!! Good stuff.

    I could never see the pleasure of a vacuum. But to each his own I guess.

  • Chris

    I love these convos!!!! Good stuff.

    I could never see the pleasure of a vacuum. But to each his own I guess.