But how on earth can you make waking up more enjoyable? (Glad you asked!) You may be the perfect candidate for the â€˜Little Rooster’â€”the half vibrator, half alarm clock device that fits right inside of your panties (totally not kidding).
This handy device is roughly the same size as an iPhone (see photo), has dual motors, a play mode and it even features a “snoregasm function” (which honestly, I have no idea what that meansâ€”but you have to admit it sounds appealing).
This little baby comes equipped with a charging cable that can attach to the USB port of a computer as well as a black satin drawstring bag for storage. And you can choose between two different colors: original white and pink champagne.
Sound like something you’d be interested in? Check out their website and read up on the details (it even comes with a 30 day “no-quibble” returns policy!).
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