The Ultimate Way to Rise and Shine

Waking up in the a.m. may not be your favorite thing to do when the sunlight comes pouring through your windows. But if it’s something you truly dread, it may be time to upgrade the way you roll out of bed.

But how on earth can you make waking up more enjoyable? (Glad you asked!) You may be the perfect candidate for the ‘Little Rooster’—the half vibrator, half alarm clock device that fits right inside of your panties (totally not kidding).

This handy device is roughly the same size as an iPhone (see photo), has dual motors, a play mode and it even features a “snoregasm function” (which honestly, I have no idea what that means—but you have to admit it sounds appealing).

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This little baby comes equipped with a charging cable that can attach to the USB port of a computer as well as a black satin drawstring bag for storage. And you can choose between two different colors: original white and pink champagne.

Sound like something you’d be interested in? Check out their website and read up on the details (it even comes with a 30 day “no-quibble” returns policy!).

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About Madeline Haller

Madeline Haller

Madeline Haller is an Assistant Editor for Haller received her bachelor's degree in journalism from Indiana University, with a second concentration in gender studies. When she's not writing for MSP/MH, you can find her running, enjoying a cup of coffee, or searching for the perfect shade of red lipstick.