At least he’s not afraid to admit it.
He writes “I drove away from the Farmer’s Market, leaving behind my red/black nylon “man purse” with a black strap. Inside: glasses, books, a calendar, papers, a flash drive, and a harmonica. If you find it, please reply by email. Thanks!”
If you live in Bloomington, Indiana and think you may have seen his awesomely-gender-challenging man purse (or the harmonica inside of it), contact him through Craigslist.