My Clitoris Thanks You.

Not everyone works that hard to find, or properly stimulate, a woman’s clitoris. So when you find that lovely one who does, why not send a card? Right?

This card reads:

“Dear ____, Thanks for working so hard to find my Clit last night! You have earned the right to have sex with me again. When are you free? Sincerely, _____.”

Available from Etsy.

And if you need more information on the clitoris, on how it is way way way bigger (by several inches) than meets the eye, and how it’s connected with the vagina and urethra in ways that matter deeply to sex, then check out my book Because It Feels Good: A Woman’s Guide to Sexual Pleasure & Satisfaction.

About Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick

Dr. Debby Herbenick is a sex researcher at Indiana University, sexual health educator at The Kinsey Institute, columnist, and author of five books about sex and love. Learn more about her work at


    Love this one!!! ;)

  • Mdwife2be

    Hilariously perfect.