For $1200, you can have this “Dirty Dirty Dress” – that’s right, a dress that is made of “342 1.5 inch laminated squares of male anatomy.” That’s a lot of square inches. Sha-zam. Oh, and lest you think the artist, belleslettres, is all about the penis – she’s not. There are chests on this dress, sculpted arms, tattooed areas and – yes – beautiful penises as well. The straps are made with ribbons and the back snaps closed. I would love to try this dress on. Maybe we can arrange a fitting the next time I come to New York? Please?