Just in time for Hanukkah, Nerve.com released a list of their favorite “Hanukkah Hookups“. They’re all hilarious, but here are a few of my favorites:
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- “No strings attached, no hassids, but glasses and ivy-league will get preference” (this literally could have been a quote from my mother)
- “No Woody Allen types. Ron Jeremy is fine. Rahm Emanuel even better.”
- “Goy Boy seeks Jewish Princess”
Click the link above to enjoy the posts in all of their hilarity.
