Just In Time For Hanukkah

Just in time for Hanukkah, Nerve.com released a list of their favorite “Hanukkah Hookups“. They’re all hilarious, but here are a few of my favorites:

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  • “No strings attached, no hassids, but glasses and ivy-league will get preference” (this literally could have been a quote from my mother)
  • “No Woody Allen types. Ron Jeremy is fine. Rahm Emanuel even better.”
  • “Goy Boy seeks Jewish Princess”

Click the link above to enjoy the posts in all of their hilarity.

About Michaela

Michaela

Michaela is a recent Seven Sisters graduate with a self-designed degree in Sexuality Studies. When she's not blogging, you'll find her teaching Health and Wellness and A Cappella to high school students, helping women find properly fitting bras, and working as an editor on a documentary. She hopes to continue her education one day with a PhD in Feminist Anthropology.